Elevator Etiquette: A Primer

Concerning Deciding Whether to Take the Elevator:

1) Are you wearing a backpack or otherwise encumbered by something heavy or awkward?

If yes, see two.

If no, see three.

2) Is the elevator especially full?

If yes and encumbered, see B.

Otherwise, see three.

3) Are you trying to get to one of the highest floors? (Floors 6-8 in an eight-floor building.)

If yes, see A.

Otherwise, see four.

4) Are you trying to get to one of the lowest floors? (2-3)

If encumbered, see A.

Otherwise, see C.

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A: Get on the elevator.

B: Wait for another one.

C: Take the stairs.

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