How People Impersonate Me Over iMessage

A few weeks ago, Eric decided to impersonate me over iMessage. Here are some things that he said.

THey deluxehard?

I am registered for all Magic:The Gathering stuff, and get free swag and all that.

Like, no joke, I physically have been issued a Nerdcard from the people that make Magic.

Ah snap!

Double worst kind.

Don’t be a Debbie Downer! Rule 2 in life.

Negative Nancy.

He….said twinsies?

Snap, connected!

Just use a lot of bro words, which always result in insta-chill.

More chill than a Klondike bar.

Ah snap, they be all jelly

A Magic tourney, went to the rec. center, derped around Target, and drove about the ghetto.

Nah, I was just saying I was more jelly than a raspberry doughnut.

90 free pieces of paperswag.

+90 more in boosterpackswag

#boosterpackswag.

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