A few weeks ago, Eric decided to impersonate me over iMessage. Here are some things that he said.
I am registered for all Magic:The Gathering stuff, and get free swag and all that.
Like, no joke, I physically have been issued a Nerdcard from the people that make Magic.
Double worst kind.
Don’t be a Debbie Downer! Rule 2 in life.
Just use a lot of bro words, which always result in insta-chill.
More chill than a Klondike bar.
Ah snap, they be all jelly
A Magic tourney, went to the rec. center, derped around Target, and drove about the ghetto.
Nah, I was just saying I was more jelly than a raspberry doughnut.
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